Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Epi-Cast: Episode 20 - "Uncaged Road Warriors"

The world may split and fracture into a splintering mass of shattered rock and twisted steel. The seas may run wild and violent, sweeping life as we know it into the bleak, all-emcompasing void of the deep. Our homes and towns may burn in an endless inferno of crackling flames, red-hot cinders and falling ash. But, no matter what, there will always be a new Epi-Cast just around the corner. Take what comfort from that you will.

Epi-Cast: Episode 20 - "Uncaged Road Warriors"

Tired of reviewing up-lifting films, Cam and Tom dye their hair black, put on matching eye-liner and wallow in the misery of the film adapation of Cormac McCarthy's The Road. After that, they reeeeaaally crawl into the muck, Fallout Boy blasting, with Nic Cage's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. As well, Cam pummels the living crap out of Ninja Assassin and half-heartedly snickers over The Twilight Saga: New Moon (TEAM JACOB! WHOOOOO!), before the two review a gaggle of trailers including the Clash of the Titans remake, Matthew Vaughn's Kick-Ass, the Nic Cage (Theme!) summer family epic The Sorcerer's Apprentice and the destined-for-Oscar-gold Crazy Heart. It's a rollicking good 90 minutes to listen to while you and all you hold dear dance helplessly into the waiting arms of grim, grim, apocalyptic death! Oh, and it's funny! (Tee-hee!)

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